Bring a stuffed animal in and he lets you sleep through class... ask him about it sometime.
everyone talks about him being the worst person. well, they're kinda right but ya know what, hes taught me a few things and the best tip i can give you is that you just have to have fun with it and laugh whenever you can. he'll hate you but who cares. he hates me and i have a 99.6 in his class so yeah whatever
He makes up facts which he thinks are true and forces everyone to believe that they are true. He also picks on people and generally answers a question by asking the person the question that was asked. Ex: "Mr Cuozzi, why are steroids harmful?", "I don't know Jimmy, why don't you tell us?"
This man is one weird dude. He has an interesting sense of humor. I think he hates cats because they cause "toxoplasmosis" and he basically says that everything is unhealthy for you, even fruits and vegetables. The only thing he approves of is water. He can be witty at times, but he enjoys picking on people. His tests are long and all of his questions are in essay format so beware!
I love mr coizzi and it makes me sad that everyone hates him...tear
One of the more memorable teachers I've ever had. His sense of humor made class fun and helped him relate to students...at least the more mature ones.
While giving us information on serious topics he makes a joke and then scolds the class for laughing...if anyone does
Cuozzi rocks..he's cynicla, witty and a rarity: a health teacher who knows what he's talking about--too bad CR kis can't appreciate his intellect.
this teacher doesnt teach as well as being mean to his students, only likes students that do well in his class and expects everyone to care about health
Only the ignorant students do not appreciate his amazingly witty humor. He does not beilive half the things he says. He teaches in a certian style of cynsism.
He is one of the wittiest men ever. His sarcasm is so cutting it's amazing. There are some pansies that take him too serious though.
Absolutely awful. Not helpful, every question seems like a dumb one. Holds grudges, no one cares about your family, teach us health. Or at least try to
im a senior and he makes fun of all the freshman in my soccer class, god hes so retarted lol
The most arrogant, obnoxious, condescending teacher I have ever had.
he makes us run around and play sports...but he just sat there...i mean, lets see him run, and if he did he wouldnt be so massive!!!
I hate him! He yelled at me everyday for absolutely no reason, just because our families had a history with each other.
Hilarious at times...but just plain weird most of the time, and when hes hilarious its because he's being weird...so i guess he's weird all the time.
Cuozzi is hysterical. I dont know why people dont like him im obsessed with him.
He really needs to check his information and learn to like kids if he wants to teach.
He doesn't know anything. I had him for sports medicine and over the course of the marking period he said at least 40 things that were wrong.