He is the best history teacher in THEEESEEE UNITED STATES. Very smart and loves sports. This guy will really help you kick tail and take names! Don't get up when he is talking and don't say anything ending in 5 or 9 and you will have a fantastic year. He only teaches from the textbook and makes easy tests.
A continuation from my previous rant down below, because I have SO much to say about him. Anyway, he has these annoying voice problems where he crescendos a word (like "five" or "nine") to a an eardrum rupturing volume for no apparent reason. He also has these annoying catch phrases like "Bob Murphy" and "Steve Zabriskie" which he repeats a suicide inducing number of times, usually following the words "five" or "nine" as well. Also practically a caveman, who never uses technology. Good luck!
Despite having him my freshmen year for world history, I still consider him one of the worst teachers I have ever had. Although surprisingly knowledgable, he barely teaches you anything except for the most random stuff which he tests you on. He grades essays with a single glance and grades arbitrarily. Also, he is the biggest germaphobe who practically has a panic attack whenever someone has a bloody nose or drops a pencil (FUMBLE!, as he annoyingly loves to say).
He clearly know what he's doing, he's just not very good at teaching you and keeping you engaged in class... Most of his grades seem like he pulled them out of a random number generator, and most of his tests are on material that is in the chapter that you'll learn next. Other than that, best teacher ever :)
Mr. Uzzolino is one of the worst teachers I've ever had. His exam difficulty is extremely easy, and he only quizzes you on stuff you need to know for the final, so it is impossible for him to get looked upon by authorities. He is a VERY arbitrary grader, and pulls up an essay halfway through the year, so he has a reason for everyone acing his class (Based off of 10 question tests that are all multiple choice) to get a C. His average Essay grades are LOW unless he likes you.
The best in da biz
He is a great teacher!
Steve's a brisket ;)
Don't say any date ending in 5 or 9
Dont drop ANYTHING. No time to explain, you'll know what I mean later.
He is nice, and although seems off at times, a great teacher, and a nice person who is fun to talk to in and out of class.
This guy is just weird. He knows random information, not on the material we need to learn, but on random numbers and facts that are irrelevant. Instead of teaching us the material, he just repeats weird quips like "ferris bueller!", "ruh roh!" or "FUMBLE". And if we do "fumble" (aka, drop a piece of paper), he has a freaking aneurism! And takes off arbitrary points on your grade! And he has to wash his hands every class. He really shouldn't be in a job that requires people skills, or patience.
-Not very good at explaining notes -his lesson plan is to goober the homework and if he forgets to assign homework, its a study hall -his tests are a joke -but he's very easy
He is the largest germaphobe known to man kind he cant even open a door by himself, he knows his stuff but cant teach it very well
Through the whole year of his class, I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A FLASHBACK IS.
OMG soooooooooo boring. he knows wat he is talking about and is knowledgeable about the subject but he cannot teach it well. its pretty easy tho
hes REALLY smart, but not a great teacher lol he yells for no reason a lot and he doesn't know my name...its december. cool.
Mr. Uzzolino may blurt ramndomly and loose his temper but get on his good side from the start of the year you do good and enjoy the class. Dont be worried if he doesnt learn your name until November
He's an alright teacher but it is really hard to get through a class period without nearly falling asleep. Don't get me wrong, he knows his history... but I wish he was a little more entertaining.
well... i guess he's a good person, but as a teacher, gosh switch out. He's monotone and all he does is lecture (but in a bad way) if you read the textbook and don't pay attention in class, u'll be fine. he's a tough grader... (and for all of you who've had him) FUMBLE! :)
reads from the book which we already did for homework. everyone naps and draws in his class. teaches useless info and then never tests us on any of it. he is really smart though just cant teach it
He has a horrible teaching method and clearly cares little for his students. His mannerisms, however, are hilarious and make sitting in his class a joy. WHAAAT?
very difficult, picks favorites, too much extra information
Really smart guy with really weird quirks. Doesn't teach anything and picks favorites. SO BORING!!! Always uses the same words qualify social reciprocity and many others
For American History I for sophomores, he acts bored and unreceptive to comments during class, and has a completely arbitrary grading system. The amount of learning is totally negligible.
UZZY...hes nice and helpful but doesnt write any notes down
good teacher once you get used to his quirks - certainly challenges you but its a good class
knows everything there is to know but it makes no difference if he cant teach it to you
uzz rocks! gotta love all of those historical interpretations! he prepares you really well and you learn a lot, even though there's a ton of work. KICK TAIL AND TAKE NAMES!!
Extremely boring, but you'll learn simply from osmosis. Very unapproachable, scary. Poor hygeine! Crooked/extremely yellow teeth, nail fungus. Picks one grade for you and allways gives you that.
one of two teachers i loved enough to ask for a college recommendation... had him for two years, great teacher, great guy
So the class is boring, but he knowns everything, is really lenient with work, and is a very fair grader (at least for marking period grades).
I used to sleep in the front of his class and had the best naps, I think I was one of his favorites cause he yelled at a kid looking out a window behind me
make sure you have your raincoat on if you sit in the front of the class...gotta love his goobers
smartest man i've ever come into contact with. love his dockers and hiking boots. love 'em!
And the Ottoman Empire- *runs out and talks. comes back* -fell.
fumble!!! sooo boring i think i have had my best naps in his class
overall nice guy and great history teacher! TIC TOC TECH
so Great Britain was...HEY!! MR. FEELEY WHAT'S UP MAN??
pretty good teacher, essay tests are annoying though
You guys will appreciate Uzz-Dog-Money at the end of the year!
arbitrary, ahem, holistic grader. no, i was right the first time.
knows a lot but after awhile (second day) his jokes get waaaaay annoying
Uzzi knows everything, but remember to write a sophisticated thesis