Don't clean your clothes, use bounce sheets, or patchouli of any kind when seeing Mrs. Duffy, she will throw a conniption and you wont be able to see her, she will not let you into her office and you will be forced to talk in public with zero privacy or confidentiality, also don't swear, swearing is PROHIBITED from her office, OR ELSE. And you must love colleges supported by the Koch Brothers, otherwise you're no cool and you're wasting her time. Murica!
If you have problems, it's your fault. She has hundreds of kids to manage, she won't be able to do everything for you if you don't take initiative.
She know so much about college and always has time for me
urg... she has favorites. i wasnt one of them. neither was 90% of the students she had.